Wincest Audio Meme

1. Your name and username
2. Where do you live?
3. Pronounce the following words: Deeeeean // Sammy // bitch // jerk // erotically co-dependent // soulmates // Samulet // Impala // shotgun // cakehole // mullet rock // hunting trip // The family business // chick-flick moments // 2 queens // antiquers // sasquatch // shortbus // bitchface // pig n’ a poke // herpexia // salt n’ burn // funky town // syncronicity // OTP 
4. Who tops and why? 
5. What made you start shipping it? 
6. Your favorite Wincest moment 
7. Your favorite Wincest fanfiction 
8. Your favorite type of AU(alternate universe) or AR (alternate reality) fic 
9. What would be the perfect end for them? 
10. End post with a favorite Wincest phrase/quote
    

Let me preface this by saying I absolutely suck at speaking on camera. I wish I had better answers. I guess you can see how awkward I am if you view even 1 second of this video. If we meet in real life at a con or elsewhere, this is how I’ll be. But I’ll warm up to you after a while and be less weird. This is 8:50 of pure torture. Beware. I tend to babble. I even had answers written out and I didn’t use them. akfhkaf. I’m going to go crawl in a hole now.